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From: "Andy Schmidt" <ASchmidt@Ga*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: RE: Higher Bullshit
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 00:21:45 -0500
Dear Jim:

AS>> other people enjoy teaching Scuba. <<
JC> What an idealistic dreamer you are! <
JC> you are either stupid or are working out of the wrong dive shop=20
if you are not getting some freebie dives out of the deal. <

AS>> Happily Married - Thank You.<<
JC> What does that have to do with nailing babes? <

Sorry if I don't fit your ideal profile of a dive instructor. Feel free =
to take your business to your instructor hero: a wife-cheating =
opportunists whose only motivation is monetary and sexual gratification.

(You wouldn't want to do have anything to do me.)

JC> You are again FOS if you think that you can't get a nitrogen buzz at =

100ft. You are a classic pathetic narc junkie if I've ever seen one. <

Didn't say that. Feel free to make your 100 ft dives on Trimix, so that =
you don't fall into the category of "narc junkie" yourself.

JC> And I call you a lier if you tell me you put on the breaks at 100ft =
"out of moral and legal obligations". <

Based on your apparent value system I appreciate this compliment! If you =
had practical experience in underwater training, you'd recognize that =
recreational divers are most effectively trained in shallower water. For =
a recreational diver, the limitations imposed by lack of backup =
equipment, by no-stop limits, and by the type of insulation worn make =
excursions into deeper water short and unproductive during training =
dives.

In fact - I am more impressed by a diver who can maintain neutral =
buoyancy 2 inches below the surface than 100 ft under.

JC> I *knew* it! You ARE nailing the babes, you hypocrite! Your wife =
know about this? <

Yep - she is my dive buddy - and the only other participant when any =
nailing is being done.

JC> So you are not affiliated with any agencies? <

I didn't say that, either. Sleep it off and then start reading your mail =
with clear eyes.

JC> What, do you print out cards on a laserwriter and laminate them =
yourself? <

That would not be defensible, and therefore not a prudent approach.

JC> How low can you go, Andy? <=20

On which gas?
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