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Hi, I'm Grett Billiam, and when I'm not writing articles about molesting whales, I am President of TDHI (Thats TD-HIGH! woowoo!). TDHI is proud to announce NEW training programs! We are going to take our extensive training expertise and apply it to other extreme technical sports- Skydiving! White Water Kayak! Motorcross racing! Thaaaats rrrrrite! We have analyzed these extremely challenging sports and applied our proven methodology to them. For instance- Most skydiving programs require you jump out of an airplane to get your certification. Not TDHI! At TDHI we realize that maintaining a fleet of training airplanes is an unnecessary expense which is always passed on to YOU, the trainee. We have proven that enough low level practice (jumping off of a lounge chair) you can learn all you need to do and save gobs of money! Our white-water kayak course is truly a wonder! Our tests have proven that wearing a helmet is not needed at all. With our training we will show you that after you hit your head on a few rocks, your brain pan naturally toughens up, enjoy the natural wonder of kayaking without the trauma of a helmet. Why, I have been known to slam my head against giant bolders at over 20 mph with no damge at all! All it takes is practice, We at TDI take genuine Lousiville Slugger bats and beat you until you pass the course. (all payments must be made in advance) Yes, are you tired of loosing those motorcross races? Well, at TDHI we can show you how to save speed-stealing weight off your bike and shave minutes off of your lap time! How? Remove your brakes! Yes, brakes load about 20 unneeded pounds and our tests have proven that applying the brakes during a race will tragically reduce your lap time! Yes, I have been driving without brakes for years, and because I'm a macho man's man, you won't catch me whining about it! So come on down to your local TDHI certified training center, lets smoke a few bones and get down to some training today! GB ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix At http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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