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Kevin Connell wrote: > > I think the true attraction of the hogarth tech diver is the diameter of > his tanks. None of this wimpy 7.5" high pressure stuff. Give me the 48 > pound 8 inchers! They go nuts over twin beasts. > > At 09:58 AM 11/6/97 -0400, Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> wrote: > > >Yes, that's right Tech Nookie, or alternatively Tech Bootie. Alright, > >Chuck, I will let you in on a little secret. Lean over here, thaaaats > >right, OK?, *It's the Drings, Chuck, babes are NUTS about Drings*. Why do > >you think the main feature of "tech" BC's are dozens of Drings? > > > >Marketing analysis took a bunch of scuba babes, hooked them up to various > >brain wave and moisture sensors and flashed pictures of various "tech" > >items. Needless to say they got some strong readings off of the dual > >hoses of superwings, a bit of a rise over the "all black" look, but when > >they showed the Drings, the equipment just about had a melt down. Well, > >it turns out that Drings are associated with jewelry, and you know what > >*that* does to babes. > > > >But don't worry, Hogarth dudes, pictures of the long hose wrapped around > >your neck almost matched the Dring results, so we *do* have a chance > >against the transpac and rig divers. > > > > Jim > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Kevin Connell <kevin@nw*.co*> > > Northwest Labor Systems > http://www.nwls.com > Bellingham, WA > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. Further proving i am bigger, badder and more desirable than that trouble maker Cobb i am in the midst of mounting a 320. cubic ft. tank to my new super giant size oms bondage dual bladder wings set up. I figure as they drag me on to the boat with the crane all the techno babes will want me, not that rascal Cobb. Let him try and top me with his rusty d ring collection. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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