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Yes, that's right Tech Nookie, or alternatively Tech Bootie. Alright, 
Chuck, I will let you in on a little secret. Lean over here, thaaaats 
right, OK?, *It's the Drings, Chuck, babes are NUTS about Drings*. Why do 
you think the main feature of "tech" BC's are dozens of Drings? 

Marketing analysis took a bunch of scuba babes, hooked them up to various 
brain wave and moisture sensors and flashed pictures of various "tech" 
items. Needless to say they got some strong readings off of the dual 
hoses of superwings, a bit of a rise over the "all black" look, but when 
they showed the Drings, the equipment just about had a melt down. Well, 
it turns out that Drings are associated with jewelry, and you know what 
*that* does to babes.

But don't worry, Hogarth dudes, pictures of the long hose wrapped around 
your neck almost matched the Dring results, so we *do* have a chance 
against the transpac and rig divers.

  Jim

On 11/6/97 12:46 PM Chuck Noe wrote:

>Jim,
>
>Tech Nookie?!!! Nowhere in the "Encyclopedia of Technical Diving" do I 
>find a reference to Tech Nookie.  All across the country, are women (and 
>men) throwing themselves at the feet of black neoprene/cordura clad men 
>in Scubapro XL Jetfins? Are bondage wings more desireable than wings? 
>Even Menduno wouldn't touch this with a ten foot pole. <g>
>
>Chuck
>
>Jim Cobb wrote:
>> 
>
>> In the eyes of that gorgeous babe on the sun deck, to be a tech diver
>> nowadays is easy. Marketing has provided all the ads and scary-looking
>> gear to get that babe's heart throbbing. Just outfit your self in full
>> OMS regalia, you know, the valve extensions, the superwings, double
>> hoses, regs, gauges, roll bars, computers sticking out every which-way,
>> sew mailorder TDI deepdiver patches all over you formerly dry suit, and
>> give her the "tech diver in the hole" salute and I guarantee, buddy, you
>> will get some tech nookie.
>> 
>>    Jim
>>
>

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