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Date: Wed, 08 Oct 1997 16:07:32 -0400
From: "George M. Irvine III" <gmirvine@sa*.ne*>
Organization: Woodville Karst Plain Project
To: Jonathan Brooks <ocean@va*.co*>
Subject: Re: Gear 4 Sale
Your employer is an idiot, and his gear proves it. OMS has made nothing
but garbage, and my opinion is worth a lot more than yours or our
employer's since I actually know what I am talking about , and you do
not. When any of you strokes actually do a real dive you might find this
out. Tell that idiot Griffiths to sue me if he does not like it - his
gear is dangerous crap and is already suspicious in several accidents ,
but then how can you blame the gear when the fact is, fat stuff, that
anyone who buys it is by definition so freaking stupid that they are a
danger to themsleves in the first place. It appears that most of them
are too stupid to breath, and that would explain the guy drowning with
the bondage wings in the quarry - 100 pounds of lift and the bondage
dumps the wings - you guys are dumber than clams. Ask Griffeths if he
has completed his dive lessons yet.

 I think it is a riot that a beached whale like you thinks they need
giant bondage wiings, when an anvil wouldn't sink you. I also think it
is a riot that you try to dump this OMS contraband on here and then
disclaim it when laughed at, and say it is for somebody else. Nobody
ever seems to be the owner of any OMS gear for sale. It is always "for a
friend". Write to Dear Abbey and tell her you have some OMS "gear" for
sale and how you would go about advertising it. Now I suppose you will
turn this into a joke and tell us you do not know how to tell us about
your brother the Buffalo Bills fan, and I know you are the real Buffalo
fan, because only a stroke would be.


Jonathan Brooks wrote:
> 
> Dear Mr. Irvine,
> 
>         I have sat back and watched your continual whining in the internet.
> Just like usual you don't know all the facts before making a statement.
> This equipment does not belong to me except the computers.  I was just doing
> some friends a favor by posting it.  I would not call them or myself
> defectors since we are all very comfortable with our OMS equipment.We >dress
up in the bondage wings and and other stuff and go to our >parties 
> Unfortunately you are not worth the time of day for me.  My employer pefers
> that we not comunicate with you and I feel that it would only be a waste of
> my time to allow you the satisfaction of continual responses to your
bantering.
> 
> Signed (In George Irvine's words)
> 
> Just another pontificating fat slob ignoramous from OMS.
> 
> > Jonathan
> 
> JONATHAN BROOKS and ASSOCIATES
> Quality SCUBA Sales for Ocean Management Systems (OMS), Ocean Edge/Ocean, and
every other piece of useless crap out there
> Reef, and Abyss Drysuits, bondage wings, sqaure lights, etc
> e-mail:ocean@va*.co*
> Phone:(905)688-7732     Fax:(905)688-0267     Pager:1-888-727-9415
> Canadian Address              U.S. Mailing Address
> c/o41 Adelene Crescent        c/o 1575 Military Road, #13-275
> St. Catharines, ON            Niagara Falls, NY
> Canada, L2T 3C6               U.S.A., 14304
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