> <forwards inhaling dioxide> > > > A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the > > Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting > > to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmists > > practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our > > environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition > > demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical > > "dihydrogen monoxide" And for plenty of good reasons, since > > it can > > > > 1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting > > 2. it is a major component in acid rain > > 3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state > > 4. accidental inhalation can kill you > > 5. it contributes to erosion > > 6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes > > 7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients > > > > He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical > > dihydrogenmonoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were > > undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. > > > > The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are > > We?" The conclusion is obvious. > > > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send list subscription requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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