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The Grand Emir, Ruler and Spiritual Leader of The Kingdom of Egomania, has
a ravenous and insatiable appetite for egocentric self rule.  To satisfy
his hunger, the king must have a constant supply of fresh self thinkers to
destroy daily.

His Immanence the King is a most jealous sovereign and is very protective
of his importance to the diving world.  To that end he has ordered all
members of his court to turn in their jetfins at the end of each dive,
unable to go diving, the court has had to seek other ways to satisfy their
Ruler, they are ordered to watch the nets and pounce upon all those not of
the same mind set, insulting and ridiculing them, and all sorts of name
calling for high scores.  At the end of the week, the finless ones with the
highest scores are allowed to haul tanks for their Exaulted Ruler, and
quite possibly accompany the Grand Emir into the dark.

In the Kingdom of Egomania, rank has its privileges.  His Majesty, the High
Exalted Sultan, has sent his subjects in search of all divers not members
of his Kingdom.  What does the brainwashed legions of His Majesty do
whenever they locate an unsuspecting, nonmember of the court?  Why anything
they want, after all, they are under the protection of His High Immanence,
and like their ruler, they are not bound by the limits of common courtesy
and decency.  Oh, no, not these.  They are above all others in all things.
They will take photos, insult your weight, your equipment, training agency,
instructor, wives, fins, your hair and even your dog.

His Exaultedness the Supreme Potentate's appetite for insults knows no
bounds. Mothers have taken to hiding their young divers in the refuge of
IANTD and TDI, afraid that his Immanence  the King will dress their
offspring in rubber suits, take them into dark passages and have his way
with them.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and so is the Great Mogul, Supreme Ruler
of the Kingdom of Egomania.  And for this he has assembled a mighty staff
of royal backscrubbers.  He has had all his male servants and members of
his court castrated, in this manner, they are unable to piss in his cave,
and most importantly,  unable to screw him.

In the Kingdom of Egomania, no one but The Great One himself, is allowed to
dive,  all others are rounded up, photographed, full body searched, c-cards
seized, instructors are impaled, set afire, strapped to their teknas and
set adrift.

The Kingdom does good things, the subjects are good people, they are only
misled into thinking that His Immanence the King is right in all things.
Only they are allowed to use an alias, fearfuil of the light they must hide
their identities.  They forget how His Mightyness begged and pleaded with
IANTD to become an instructor, however, refusing to make the requested
public apology to IANTD, it's staff and Instructors, The Most Exaulted one
whined and crawled his way to TDI, given special dispensation for his
knowledge, abilities and promises to behave himself, his Lordship was now a
full fledgedmember of  TDI, only to destroy what little credibility he had
left by insulting one of our sports most recently departed.   We need to
return to a time when all helped all others, pointing out a better way
without spending so much energy insulting the living and especially the
departed.

This Kingdom needs an enema, it screams to be renamed and have its  Self
Appointed Monarch beheaded, unfortunately, since  the males have been
castrated, no one has the balls to accomplish this.

Thanks,
jfrank-  no title- just me.


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