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It's Christmas Eve and the TTI crew, Hoss, Butch and Little Joe
are wondering across the Nazarene following a bright star. They had
been dropped three hundred feet from the wall, but the Red Sea parted
before they could get a buzz, and they walked out on the otherside.
Little Joe had his pregnant wife, Mary, riding on a giant sea turtle,
and they came across a traveller.
Little Joe said, " my wife is pregnant, and we are following
that star. Do you know of anyplace we can stay, like a Holiday Inn or
a manger". The traveller said, " Let me get this straight - your name
is Joseph, your wife is Mary, she is pregnat and you are looking for a
manger. If she has a baby boy, are you going to name him Jesus? "No",
blurted out Hoss, " what do you think we are , a bunch of Puerto
Ricans? We are deep air divers, we got lost from the POUNDerosa, and
are just trying to get back.
The traveller then offered them some advice, "wrap these
towels around your heads, and give Hoss this blanket for his, and walk
down that road there, it is called the Gaza Strip. There you will find
an IADTD office, go in, and ask for Col. Mountafi. Show him your
rebreather I/T/T/T/T cards, and he will let you in, but keep Hoss's
face hidden with the blanket, otherwise Mountafi will "slap him silly".
This they did, and when the found Mountafi, he was behind a
thirty foot long polished Mozambique desk covered with emails from
WKPP members. From behind the blanket , Hoss spoke: " I need to get a
letter to Turd, it is very, very important". At this poiint, Hoss's
feathers started to puff out like a giant turkey, and Butch, the
cornish game hen, began to expand as well, and soon the two were
strutting around Mountafi's office uncontrollably faxing letters to
the Turd.
Mountafi stomped his foot and the feathers dropped. "Wait a
minute", I have seen you two turkeys someplace before, I recognize the
puff and strutt. Who are you? Let me see those cards again. Did you
guys get these in the mail ?
- to be continued ......
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