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> Date: Wed, 14 May 1997 12:50:17 -0700 (PDT)
> From: Robert Major <bobmajor@ro*.co*>
> Subject: Ted Green = Bonehead
> To: techdiver@aquanaut.com
> Cc: cavers@ge*.co*
Robert,
You are of course correct in that I spelled Feces
incorrectly. However, that is the only thing you are correct or
original about. Obviously, you are a blind follower of George and
suffer from the same sexual fantasies problem.
Ted Green
> Ted,
>
> If this is not a fake and you are a real person then are you "waisted"
> (sic) or are you just another pillar of dive store intellectual
> dwarfism? First you start out by criticizing George's spelling and
> then, remarkably, you entertain us with your own fine examples of
> spelling "boobery". Since you have misspelled "FECES" and have
> stepped in it as well I have to wonder about your judgment underwater.
>
>
> Apparently you are the proprietor of some form of dive shop. Do your
> customers refer to you affectionately as "Mr. Scooba"? Based on your
> pompous remarks I would guess that your back wall is covered with
> pictures of yourself proudly displaying speared fish or better yet
> standing on the deck of the Wahoo, covered in stroke gear, with nitrox
> stickers pasted all over your tanks, grinning at the cameraman. Let
> me Guess. You have a nicotine stained beard, a large pendulous gut,
> wear a captains hat and a soiled "I Survived the Doria" tee shirt.
>
> Like the North Florida rednecks who tell you that the rattlesnake
> first gives you a warning bite, you have stepped up to the snake pit
> and shoved your arm all the way in and told us all to watch. We will
> all enjoy watching this spectacle.
>
> By your own admission you are a first class deep air comedian. Like a
> lot of these idiots you are also probably "good on air" to 200' and
> teach this misinformation to your students. I have a great mental
> image of you pitching off a dive boat, red faced, bloated and grossly
> over weighted with dual independents, reels, multiple computers and
> arms flailing, not unlike an exploded alarm clock. You plummet
> straight to the bottom all the while trying to get control of
> yourself. At 140' you still can't figure out which inflator on your
> bondage wings will slow your descent, but you are jamming both buttons
> down and the dump valves are screaming like steam whistles. Gasping
> for air, narced on your ass, you finally ram head first into the mud
> on the bottom all the while reminding yourself that you're an expert
> at this (and an instructor).
>
> George was probably wrong regarding you running after students with a
> hardon and a knife. What he meant to say was "waddling".
>
> The only thing that saves you from the deep blue goodbye is the
> bottom. Get your snakebite kit ready.
>
>
> > Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 13:34:30 -0400
> > From: George Irvine <gmirvine@sa*.ne*>
> > Reply-to: gmirvine@sa*.ne*
> > Organization: George Irvine
> > To: Ted Green <scuba@md*.co*>
> > Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com
> > Subject: Re: Latest UK "news" re Rob
> Subject:
> GEORGE BOVINE FECI ( BULL SHIT )
> George,
> You have never been on my advise list. I don't waist my
> time on deaf cowboys. Real explorers keep their mouths shut and let
> their accomplishments speak for them. The problem with you is
> that you stand on your soap box ( the internet ), tell people how to do
> it, and if one of them were to get hurt, you would say " just another
> dumb stroke fucking up".
> Did you ever notice that the real explorers and scientists
> have Dr.
> in front of their name and publish papers on what they found as
> opposed
> to what they wear when their doing it? I suppose that has to do with
> the value of their accomplishments. Of course getting Dr. in front of
> your name requires discipline and years of study, neither of which you
> seem to demonstrate having much of.
> Finally George, why is it that every time you try and ridicule
> someone instead of answering their question, you fantasize about them
> in some perverted act? With Bob Ramio, you have him in "GQ magazine
> wearing pantyhose". In your last e-mail to me, you have me " down an
> alley naked with a hardon and a butcher knife". Is there something
> your not telling us? COWBOY, I AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU
> MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE CLOSET DICK SMOKERS. George, if
> you are one of those closet types, do us all a favour and stay there.
>
> Ted Green
>
> > Ted, the problem with you dive shop wizzards is that when you are not
> > fucking somebody, you are fucking with them - I am a bad choice,
> since I
> > hold you ignorant assholes responsible for bad gear, bad instruction,
> > bad advice, bad information, and in this latest example of your sheer
> > ignorance, a bad comparison: what we do in cave diving exploration
> to
> > some dumb fuck diving deep on air as an "accomplishement" or
> "record".
> >
> > The reason you "teach and support the 200 limit" whatever that is,
> is
> > that you are a misinformed and ignorant , like most dive instructors.
> > You think that you have some narcosis ability, while knowing
> > absolutelely nothing about physiology or the damage you are
> inflicting
> > on your "students" , who themselves deserve what they get for taking
> > life supoort instruction from badge-collecting dive shop savant like
> > yourself.
> >
> > As far as who or what I am an instructor in or for, that is none of
> > anyone's business, since I do not teach anyone outside of the WKPP.
> In
> > fact, chief, the standards say that I can waive anything I want to
> waive
> > to teach what I teach. In other words, they have the deep air and
> > bullshit nitrox for idiots like you to teach. PADI has deep air
> covered,
> > and nitrox is a classroom course - I teach the deco with the dive,
> not
> > the deco and then the dive, but then I am not chasing students "down
> an
> > alley naked with a hardon and a butcher knife" like you are.
> >
> > You need to leave me off of your advice-dispensing list - I have
> zero
> > patience for what you guys represent - THE problem. - G
> >
> Ted Green (owner)
> Tidewater Aquatics (Dive Store)
> Salisbury Maryland USA
> TDI IT #029
> SSI MI #178
>
> The world contains but three types of people:
> 1. Those who make things happen.
> 2. Those who watch things happen.
> 3. Those who wonder what happened.
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> Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 00:25:36 -0400
> > From: George Irvine <gmirvine@sa*.ne*>
> > Reply-to: gmirvine@sa*.ne*
> > To: Ted Green <scuba@md*.co*>
> > Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com
> > Subject: Re: Latest UK "news" re Rob
>
> George,
> You you should really get someone to teach you how to use and
> read an e-mail program. I didn't send you the last post twice. It was
> sent to you directly once, and the bulletin board once, just as this
> post was. While your at it, why don't you learn to use a Spell Check?
> It will help make up for the grade school education you seem to lack.
> If you would learn to read and comprehend what you read, you
> will
> find that nowhere in my post do I condone, teach or support air diving
> below 200 feet. I teach and support the 200' air limit. That is a TDI
> course standard. You are a TDI instructor. You obviously would know
> that if you ever bothered to read the standards.
> The problem with you self proclaimed Scuba Deities is that
> any time someone asks a question that might call into question
> something you said, you get defensive instead answering the question.
> READ, COMPREHEND AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
>
> Ted Green
>
> > this is the second time you have sent me this ridiculous bullshit.
> The
> > only correct response to this is SMD. What is it with you dive shop
> guys
> > - it seems that if you can be fucking somebody, you have to fuck with
> > them. If you really are an "instructor trainer", and yo do not konw
> what
> > I do, then somebady screwed up making yo one, and if yo do not konw
> the
> > difference between deep air diving adn cave diving, you qualify as an
> > obvious stroke, and part of the problem rather than part of the
> > solution.
> >
> > Ted Green wrote:
> > >
> > > > Date: Sun, 11 May 1997 12:27:34 -0400
> > > > From: George Irvine <gmirvine@sa*.ne*>
> > > > Reply-to: gmirvine@sa*.ne*
> > > > Organization: George Irvine
> > > > To: Raimo4252@ao*.co*
> > > > Cc: chris@de*.de*.co*.uk*,
> graeme_davison@ne*.co*, cavers@ge*.co*,
> > > > techdiver@aquanaut.com
> > > > Subject: Re: Latest UK "news" re Rob
> > >
> > > > Bob, I do not respect anyone's right to fuck up diving for all
> of us -
> > > > the deep air guys are ignorant strokes - both the living and
> dead. - G
> > > >
> > >
> > > George,
> > > Do cave divers feel the same with regard to how far
> you
> > > push the envelope for your project and the repercussions to them
> in the
> > > event of your untimely death? If there is a difference what is it?
> > > This wasn't meant as a critisizim to your project,
> ability or
> > > achievements. I just want to know what makes you think you have
> the right
> > > to do what you think you can, and why Rob shouldn't of had that
> same
> > > right?
> Ted Green (owner)
> Tidewater Aquatics (Dive Store)
> Salisbury Maryland USA
> TDI IT #029
> SSI MI #178
>
> The world contains but three types of people:
> 1. Those who make things happen.
> 2. Those who watch things happen.
> 3. Those who wonder what happened.
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Ted Green (owner)
Tidewater Aquatics (Dive Store)
Salisbury Maryland USA
TDI IT #029
SSI MI #178
The world contains but three types of people:
1. Those who make things happen.
2. Those who watch things happen.
3. Those who wonder what happened.
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