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Date: Sat, 03 May 1997 12:06:08 -0700
To: rebreather@nw*.co*
From: Peter Heseltine <heseltin@hs*.us*.ed*>
Subject: 10 Top Reasons Why You're a Rebreather CrashTest Dummy

10. Your rebreather is named after President Reagan's favorite sleeping
medicine

9. Your asked the manufacturer for test data and he sent you his son's SAT
scores

8. Your unit needs a "blankie" to keep working at depth

7. You think scrubber failure speaks to your prowess with that sleazy girl
you picked up Saturday night. (One for the Brits)

6. You think a caustic cocktail is being flamed by George

5. You visit the toilet section in the hardware store for spares

4. The manufacturer recommends TidyBowl to clean the loop

3. The MSRP of your unit is slightly less than the national debt

2. You've had an empty wallet for eight months and still don't have a unit

1. And the number one reason is....the manufacturer says they have the test
data, "But we'd have to kill you if we told you"
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