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On 4/2/97 12:15 AM, you said:
>You know, there are lots of decaffeinated brands that are nearly as tasty
>as the real thing.
:)
Here we go again.
There are not now, nor have there ever been, nor will there ever be, a
decaffeinated brand of coffee that can compare to my beloved Starbucks.
I don't know anyone, personally, who is of this opinion, nor does anyone
in my employ use decaffeinated, nor do any of my customers.
Furthermore, should we become aware of anyone in any way connected with
our operations using, buying, selling, marketing, drinking, growing,
processing, shipping, counting, or playing with decaffeinated coffee, we
would hunt that person down like a dog, and force him to listen to Barry
Manilow tapes until he expired.
We have a strict Zero Tolerance (ZT) policy with regards to
decaffeinated, and are willing to dedicate all the resources of our vast
organization to the interdiction of this blight on the American people.
We will not rest until every last one of them is safely in headphones.
Certainly, no one connected with this organization is drinking decaf.
Deny, deny, deny.
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