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Received: from zen.kr.com (kr.com [204.96.46.12]) by mail.enterprise.net (8.8.4/8.7.3) with ESMTP id CAA14068 for <techdiver@enterprise.net>; Fri, 7 Feb 1997 02:02:57 GMT Received: from wizard.pn.com (root@wi*.pn*.co* [204.96.36.2]) by zen.kr.com (8.8.4/8.6.9) with ESMTP id TAA18425 for <cavers@ge*.co*>; Thu, 6 Feb 1997 19:41:58 -0500 (EST) Received: from bbs.logx.com (gay.net [206.162.23.2]) by wizard.pn.com (8.8.2/8.8.0) with SMTP id TAA14286 for <cavers@ge*.co*>; Thu, 6 Feb 1997 19:45:57 -0500 Date: Thu, 6 Feb 1997 19:45:57 -0500 Message-Id: <199702070045.TAA14286@wi*.pn*.co*> X-ROUTED: Thu, 6 Feb 1997 16:42:54 -0500 Received: from gay.net [207.69.163.135] by bbs.logx.com with smtp id BACJAMFJ ; Thu, 6 Feb 1997 16:41:26 -0500 To: cavers@ge*.co* From: WAYNE MARSHALL <soswayne@co*.co*> Subject: CDS Safety Standards The NSS/CDS Board of Directors asks; Which condom would you use....? > Nike Condoms: Just do it. > Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. > Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. > Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. > Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. > Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. > Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. > Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. > Ford Condoms: The best never rest. > Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. > Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? > New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. > California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? > Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. > KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. > Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. > Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. > Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. > The Carl's Jr. Condom:If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn'tbelong in your face > General Electric: We bring good things to life! > AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone." > Bounty: The quicker picker upper. > Microsoft: where do you want to go today ? > Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... > M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!" > Chevron: use them? people do. > Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border > MCI: for friends and family > Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! > The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter > Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are > United Airlines travel pack: Fly United > The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone before YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to GET LAID within 96 hours. After he passed this letter on, a Chris Brown got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of his life. Tom Mount tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his neighbors. In a suburb of Paris, Tom Petty's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection 51 days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one (was this the consolation prize?). Do note the following: Billy Deans received the letter in August. He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out. A few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than he had ever paid her at work. Harris Martin, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view. Mathia Pohl, received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten copies. A few days later he got a new wife and discovered that his old wife, who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years! Annette Long the barnyard beast received the letter and, not believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later she spilled hot coffee on her lesbian girlfriend's smegmatized puttie. GOOD LUCK! Wayne Marshall -Former Deep Air Cave Diver -NSS/CDS BOD -Florida Association of Galliant Gay Oversized Toushies (FAGGOT) -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send list subscription requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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