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Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 17:16:20 -0800
From: George Irvine <gmiiii@in*.co*>
Subject: Progressive Strokery
To: "Strokes 'R Us" <wreckdiver@wr*.co*>


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To: gmiiii@in*.co*
From: Steve Gibbons <290487.38994@co*.co*>
Subject: Progressive Penetration

George,
Welzel was a crew member on the "boat" (if you could call that piece of shit a 
boat) when we were diving the Andrea Doria.  His buddies call
him "weasle" for a reason. He bragged about the solo dive he was going to do,
with one light, on air.  'But he didn't come back up the anchor line. He
got lost, ran low on air, and blew off the wreck, just like that other guys 
said.  He didn't have a lift bag to pop so no one could see him.  Our lookout 
(the crew didn't stand lookout duties) had to get the fat slob of a captain to 
turn off the radio so they could hear Welzel yelling. The captain said "it
ain't 
one of our guys"; our lookout said it ain't one of us because we would have 
popped a lift bag which would have been spotted near the boat.

Some of these guys are quite amusing.  One of them had some bullshit rig
which had a fixed rectangular aluminum battery box hard mounted to the
backpack frame.  He had pulleys (thats right pulleys) mounted on each valve
knob so he could pull the "rip cord" to shut the valves if need be.  Every
time I see the OMS ad with the knob extenders I almost die with laughter. I
hear 
they had a huge fat slob to demonstrate it at DEMA. Most of those guys spent 
more time fucking with their gear and when they finally got in the water, they 
looked like sinking dive shops with all the crap dangling.  We felt so bad that 
the crew got bullshit for china, that we gave them some when we left.  The 
exception being Steve Gatto and another diver (I can't recall his name).  Some 
of the smarter ones went down to Florida for cave training once they realized 
there is something to be learned south of New Jersey.

You are right about these guys- they are dangerous idiots, and a bunch of huge 
fat slobs. They have horrifying gear, and no diving skill. Some of these guys 
use more air then the diesel engines on the boat. I saw one fat slob use double 
121's just to do a 220 foot dive for thirty minutes, and sucked them down to 
1200 PSI - unbelieveable. To top it off, they all think this takes some kind of 
skill - these guys could not get to fist base in Florida. 

 I guess expecting to find good divers in New England would be like expecting
to 
find good snow skiiers in Florida.

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