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Dudes,

I'm going to personally take up a collection to buy all you fightin' boys a
spell checker.

First of all.  Check your spelling.  We're supposed to be technical divers,
not O.J. Simpson.

Example:

" heyy fuker suk mi  dik"

Becomes:  "Surely, my good man, you can see my point?"

Secondly, use punctuation.

Example:

"blow me hard and bite my nads just after you do your sister puke"

Becomes:

"Out of respect for you, your colleagues, the members of your dive team,
and all the other fine individuals in your family, I shall not quibble over
details."

Finally, please C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-Z-E.   It's not hard.  Watch:

"Hello, Mr. Shithole.  If you are ever in South Florida, near the town of
Fort Lauderdale, I will be happy to kick your ass, and the ass of Mrs.
Shithole all the way to the Mississippi River."

This will make all of us who value the English language a lot happier, and
will most likely piss off the French, who love to see Americans doing
something worse than them.

Kevin
HeyyDude

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