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Someone wrote

>$I am also a new subscriber and was wondering.......just what does it 
>$take to be a stroke? Are there certain guidelines that must be followed 
>or can just anyone be a stroke? 
>$From reading the forum lately I've become very confused am having a hard 
>$time distinguishing just who is or is not a stroke.

x-lurker

Then TWODINKS, the marvelous techdiver bimbo wrote.

>Dear x-lurker....

>1)  You must be male to be a stroke... and have inverted gonads 

Or be a real idiot, with an incredibly STUPID name like TWODINKS.

>2)  Must have an extraordinarily low level of testosterone and have a high
>pitch squeeky voice... minimal hairline

Or be a bimbo who does nothing except drool and hang around the high
testosterone guys.

>3)  You must utilize gear that will point out how soon you will eat it...
and
>brag about that gear being the best you ever had!

Or go one endlessly in areas that you have NO IDEA what the fuck you're
saying,
just like TWODINKS does.

>4)  You use Brylcreem in your hair still...cause its cool

Especially for the women who use it to catch all the bugs they have infesting
themselves
that they most likely caught from their daughters boyfriends.

>5)  You hyperventilate when a young woman wearing a black snap up leather
>mini-skirt with long legs and tight low cut sweater with wahzoos that stand
>high and perky walks by,,,,,,

Or you have an orgasm when you see a rebreather, technology that has only
been around
what, 100 years...  What do you expect though from someone like that.

>6)  You immediately go into the STROKE mode... 

You've been there since day one.

>7)  You find yourself ambidexterous... you can type to the list with one
hand
>and stroke with the other.... Gee Georgiiii is cool ... this IS fun! 

And I for one have grown very tired of the fact that techdiver used to be a
good list with information
on it, not a gossip column with people like TWODINKS participating who I
wouldn't even let lick
my boots because she'd probably suck off the entire suede layer with her well
known hoover.

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