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10).  When Aunt May's schnauzer jumps you, you won't need to scrape him
      off the walls.

9).   No more problems getting though the metro turnstyles.

8).   People won't call you 'lead butt' behind your back.

7).   When your Ureologist asks if you've been sitting on a cold rock
      lately, you can say no.

6).   You won't have any more problems keeping your face in the water.

5).   It's easier to hold a quiet conversation on techdiver.

4).   Monique will peel grapes for you.

3).   In Quebec, butt mounting is illegal.

2).   Rare fish will approach you and ask you to dance.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON NOT TO BUTT MOUNT YOUR LIGHTS:

1).   George will stop sending you his 'Doing it Right' video.

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