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Dear Diary-

Boy this fatherhood stuff sure is lame. This is month 2 of no nookie, I 
am just about loosing my mind. Ah, well, time to see whats cookin on 
techdiver. Hmmm, some scuba-babes are posting. One seems to be pretty 
horney. I wonder what would happen if I were to go on a diving trip 
with.......... (Fantasy Mode On)

The weather was beautiful and I started to don my gear as the first mate 
set the hook. Say, who is that a well-endowed babe in the pink wetsuit? 
She fills that baby out like a pair of wet levis. Woh! She just bent over 
to put on her weight belt, was that deep cleavage I saw? Oh, man my suit 
is suddenly getting kinda tight, I better reach down and adjust 
things....Ah, there, thats better!. Better get my mind on my gear here. 
Say, that sweet thang with the french name is pretty hot, too. Good lord, 
butt floss! No, no don't put on that suit yet! Damn!

The divemaster just asked who needed a buddy. I started to ignore him, 
but that pink babe raiser her hand! My hand shot up like an atlas missle 
and the divemaster matched us up. What's your name, toots? I slyly asked. 
"Why, they call me two pinks, but you can call me pinks," she said with a 
wolfish grin. I was glad I had adjusted myself earlier. To my surprise 
the divemaster set me up with another diver babe, the butt floss babe! My 
wetsuit was getting tighter and much hotter. "I'm Jim, and you are....?" 
"Marguerite," she breathed back. "My, that sure is a long hose" she said 
with a lusty lilt. "Yes indeed it is, this way it is easier for my 
buddies to suck on" I unabashedly stated. "Thanks George" I thought as I 
showed her how the long hose was so easily accessed. 

We jumped in the water with a splash, but Marguerite had a slight problem 
on entry, the bottom of her wetsuit had split wide open, releasing those 
sensuous buns from neoprene bondage. Pinks saw me gazing at that lovely 
bottom and pulled my arm so I could see that she had had an entry problem 
too! The force of landing in the water had caused the zipper of the top 
of her wetsuit to go all the way down, causing her enormous globes to pop 
out like a set of fully inflated superwings! My God, my crotch was on 
fire! We continued down the anchor line to the wreck of the Filthy Whore, 
a old freighter which was used to ship condoms to the troops at the front 
line in WWII. The fun part about this wreck is that it went down with a 
full load, so what better place to dive with 2 hot, barely dressed scuba 
babes?

When we reached the bottoms, uh I mean bottoms, the vis was lousy, so, 
using established cave diving techniques, I had to find my dive buddies 
by feel, I was not sure it was them so I made darn, extra sure. Pinks 
took and extra long time to verify. Amazingly the vis suddenly cleared 
up, it turned out my mask had fogged! Suddenly there was a dive 
emergency! Pinks was out of air! She ripped out my long hose and, with a 
greatful look, sucked away. I moved behind her and held her using the 
upper-chest safety position  Oh,no, now Marguerite ran out too! All I 
have left is the short hose! Thank goodness my suit has a relief zipper, 
Marguerite was out of danger!

So there I was, two half-naked scuba babes, sucking on every hose I had! 
As I slowly caressed Pinks soft.... (PoP! Damn, juniors hollering again. 
Boy I sure hope I don't accidentally post this to techdiver, man, would 
that be embarrassing)....

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