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On Sat, 12 Oct 1996, chance@sn*.ne* wrote:
>Hi again,
>
>I'm looking seriously at the Bridge II computer.  Could anyone offer 
>some advice on it?  Anyone notice anything especially good or bad 
>about it?
>
>>Thanks,
>Mitch

       Mitch, you bingoed on the only computer that is a bigger piece of
shit than anything by Cochran. I suggest that you get a hot water suit , you
wil need it to do the deco this things asks for. It is made for huge fat
slobs, and even if you set it to pure oxygen it will want deco. Most people
try to fool it by telling it some higher oxygen percentage than they are
actually using, but this is strokery in action. 

        Have you ever seen an NFL player with his Superbowl ring? Ther is
one in my bible class, he played linebacker for the Chicago Bears. Ever seen
somebody with a Bridge computer? It is like wearing the Superbowl ring of
strokery - only the biggest strokes have these. 

        Like everything else these dopes make, it is pooly constucted,
recalled repeatedly, revised, massaged and altered, and still does not work.
It is poorly thought out, does not give you the proper decompression for any
dive, and comes with a complete set of excuses. 

         And to add insult to injury, like the transformer pack, the
superstroke wings, the square light, the Wet Dream Light, and everything
else by these guys, the price is absolutely outrageous.

         Everything these guys make is somehow wrong. I looked at some brass
clips they had in a dive store today: the shaft is the wrong length, making
them extremeluy difficult to use, but when you are dressed up like a
transvestite in transformer pack, bondage wings, butt light, stuffed hose,
helmet, double inflators, ten gap reels, bouquets of backup lights clanging
from your d-ringed tanks, five inch thick Poseiden blubber suit or what ever
these idiots are currently hawking), it makes little difference if you can;t
oopperate the clips on the fifteen d-rings of the Tpack - you aren't going
anywhere anyway, and neither do the strokes who make this shit. 

         Let me ask all of you a simple question: ever see Mark Leonard? I
rest my case. - TMix

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