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Kevin...... There is only ONE DUDE and he is worth worshipping! <Rubbing little ceramic buddha belly with AGA mask and rebreather on> I worship the rebreather he dives on and anyone who messes with him will see my Bruce Lee kicks <presently 6' into air>!!! He who would send me his picture deserves all the best treatment by me.... I'm sorry I couldn't do you more justice Dude and made them nads bigger!!! The daughter called you a Roman Polanski and says she wants "KEETS" not your raisins.... <she was swiftly punished>! That Haberski is another story...... I met him taking Intro. to Gas Theory class, and Beginners Wrecks in his home state last year....he has since cheated me out of his full pic ... but the one I managed to get will next be seen in one of my bras and panties riding his rebreather...lol! I still havent gotten him past his heavy breather phase.... he told me he hangs out in kink.alt and rec.scuba areas. Is that where you must register to be a Sex Machine Dude? He keeps wanting to borrow my pink lace nightie and for some strange reason he carries an oil can and a Drs. kit around with him holding the following: a small batteried generator clothespins a jar of Jalepenos KYJelly surgical tubing wind up McDonalds toys mink whips and a box of ding dongs He says he likes to lube things that squeek, that you never know when your going to have an emergency!!! I have not seen him since the last day of class! I would save his sorry butt if JIM were drowning if he would send me the rebreather!!! But since the DUDE is a gentleman, and more proficient with his "tools" and richer.... I think I would save his butt first!! I offered to help Jim sell his Rebreather....I told him I would give a full body massage to the purchaser ... for a commission.... but hes soooo cheap.... he said he would do it himself! After all... it was Haberski who introduced me to the "WIT" FAMILY who practically lives on these lists! There was DIM WIT (Skankey), who sleeps with Suma wrestlers and has an oral complex... and NIT WIT (Heinie) whose mouth blows faster than the air outta a tank.... and dont forget HALF WIT (the Sybil of the list....but only acts as his half brother on a full moon.... gmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)....lol! How can I ever repay your kindness Jim.... I cant even get this kind of entertainment on HBO... and its sooooo decadent and vile... and ORAL everything but murder, rape, pillage and plunder.... these guys should have been born PIRATES!! All kidding aside.... I cant thank you enough for these tips for the Forum coming up Dude ... I will be sure to put those tips to good use and will make sure I find out the room numbers of those who torture me most.... as I have "special signs" for their hotel doors!! And will be bringing my 3 cats used litter for rebreather emergencies.... see I can contribute to the list!! Your right about women being scorned Dude..... just ask HEINIE....he is still in shock!!!!! xxx PINKS xxx
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