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Subject: Re: 2 days on Techdiver list
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 96 22:11:34 -0000
From: Jim Cobb <ir002538@po*.in*.co*>
To: "Mitch Ashley" <chance@sn*.ne*>, "Tech Diver" <techdiver@terra.net>
Here's some of what I've learned.

1.  WKPP is Cool.  Stroke is not.

You *can* be a cool transitional stroke. Its called a "stro"

2.  If something is proper, correct and cool, then it's "Hogarthian"

No, if you could do a stand-in on a Doing It Right video, you are 
hogarthian

3.  Pinky (whoever she is) is very capable of initiating great waves 
of email.  

er, heshe?

4.  When George speaks - Listen!

Abosolutelyfuckinright! Listen to every motherfucking cocksucking word 
that fucker says! For he has learneth the hardeth way, and paseth said 
knowledge to the stroked masses.

5.  They should have left the rising of the Titanic to the capable 
hands of the people from this mailing list.

That depends on what their hands are doing at any given time.

6.  If you want 'real' tech gear - ask advice first - buy later.

Hell no, learn the hard way, you moron, like the rest of us hard-headed 
bubble brains.

7.  Don't ever refer to people who are proficient in extremely 
advanced forms of diving as "you tech divers".

Right, its "you bunch of assholes"

8.  Mac's suck and would make better anchors.  

Don't listen to those hairy-assed, knuckle-dragging, stone-age DOS 
knuckle-heads.

9.  The Titanic  and the corpes aboard should be left alone.  The Alfred 
Mura building in 
Oklahoma City should be as well.

And don't forget those blasphemous, grave robbers at the flight 800 site. 
Can't they see that's a monument to the dead?


11.  Some big cave diving is going on in France.  Italian Studs and 
French Studs are doing things with numbers that I must constantly 
convert to understand.

France? Whats that?

12.  Some idiots think tech diving means they were lucky enough to 
afford a pony bottle and a Posiden regulator.

Yeah, anyone knows you need *two* pony bottles for *balance*.

13.  The REAL tech divers here aren't the ones here with the 
questions - they're the ones patient enough to answer our silly 
questions.

And you believe them? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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