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>Sorry George, I don't know lures, so I can't help you here. But if I get
>your point, what your saying is that there's a greater chance that a
>tobacco chewing dumb red neck would buy bondage wings than a fish
>would.
No, no, no.
Aaron, he's saying that a fish would rather buy a lure than a tobacco
chewing redneck, because the guys who make the lures know that fish SWIM
when they're in tackle stores.
But I think it's because lures are cheaper than rednecks.
I know that the initial PURCHASE price of a redneck is lower, but when
you figure in the cost of cleaning all that shit off the rug, the lure
wins, hands down.
If you want an O2 clean redneck, forget it. You'll never get all that
shit out from under his fingernails, and it makes great fuel, because
it's hardly ever made of Halon.
Not to mention all the food the little fuckers eat.
Neither one is any bargain, unless the redneck has a sister.
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"huh?"
-Jammer, 1992
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