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Date: Wed, 28 Aug 1996 18:42:56 -0600
To: techdiver@terra.net
From: jason <rchrds@ho*.co*.ed*>
Subject: Re: glossery (Glossary)
At 05:41 PM 8/28/96 -0400, you wrote:

>1.  Tech Diver:  Any dude who has enough money to buy more equipment than he
>can possibly wear underwater, but wears it anyway so he can look cool in
>front of the DiveMaster's 18 yr. old daughter.

Allow me to add quick note to this: This description ALSO describes cave
divers, but with two clarifications, 18 is the MAXIMUM age for which 
this applies (see also: Ed Padgett) and the cave diver may get in the
water with all this equipment, but solely for the enjoyment of above 
mentioned virginal non-caver. He would never actually make a dive with it.
(It is usually hung somewhere out of sight below the water line.)

Also an addition:

Stage Bottle: (N) 1. typically an 80 cubic inch aluminum tank. Though it is
rumored
that these are used to supply extra gas, this is incorrect. They are actually
used to measure ceiling heights, by providing a convenient 7 1/4 inch
measurement device
which is pushed in front of the cave diver. 2. Ornament of decoration with no
practical use frequently seen on above mentioned TechDiver.


Jason Richards
NSS/CDS 41539
rchrds@ho*.co*.ed*
See the "Click a Cave!"
http://holly.colostate.edu/~rchrds

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