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Dear Mr. Dude (DUD? is the "E" silent?), Just after I have completed my only successful dive to 4 feet with my new rebreeder (a.k.a. "ole leather lung" I now read that you,,, oh most holy and anointed one have risen to the HIGHEST LEVEL of HONOR in the known diving world that of MASTER STROKE. This I have detected in a post or two of the last week or two. It has been said on the Mountain of Knowledge thast those who posses the MAGIC BOX have been known to breathe pure cO while eating Winchells Honey glazed Doughnuts and drinking out of a warm bottle of JOSE 1800 while discussing the Philosophic Implications of Quantum Mechanics in a Bi-Polar Universe comprised of Floridian Cave Divers using only BUTT MOUNTED Lights and 26" hoses.(I am not to sure on the doughnut thing). I have ended up with a little extra TESTESTERONE left over from my dives on the GUNILDA. It appears from your post that you might just be a wee-bit short to fill your little PEA size cojonnes. I would be more than glad to forward to your attn the unused portion. There would be enough to get you "up and runnin". I somehow feel that the post signed by you was a FAKE, generated by some BUTT mounted, stuffed, deep ditch diver. It has been handed down from the BURNING BUSH that c2 divers can walk on water and through walls. Please tell me it is so. I to want to walk on water and through walls. (right now I must wait untill the water freezes/then we can go divin) I eagerly look forward to the day that I may be in your presence and dive with the HOLY ONE. If the post was some type of ELECTRIC BOUFOONERY please tell me. I eagerly await diving with you and the HOLY BOX called a REBREEDER. I really want to dive with you,,,because as you know: Rule#1: Dive with Strokes.(They show you what a good diver you are) Rule#2: Dive with Strokes (You will inherit their gear) Rule#3: Dive with Strokes (You will get their girlfriend) I am looking forward to your OMNI PRESENCE in Calif. soon. I will consult with the FINNISH BARBARIAN ,,EGIL,, on the protocol necessary in your presence. He is wise and old and has walked the TRAIL of SONFOLIME. It also has been said in whispered words that he and he alone possess the only 3,500' stuffed hose. he will be arriving at Roswell on Aug. 25. I then will speak with him. I eagerly await words from the FINNISH BARBARIAN as he also is known to walk through walls and become invisible at will. till then oh MASTER STROKE, tanks for a good and honest post !!!!!!!!
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