To All:
           There have been a few rumors going around recently. Where they
started I have no idea but it was rumored that John Zumrick  was one of the
following rock stars. One unnamed source indicated that Dr. Zumrick was the
legendary lead singer for Canned Heat. (For you younger guys this was an all
white blues oriented rock band from the sixties with an enormously, humongous
gargantuant fat slob of a lead singer. "On the Road Again" (not to be confused
with the same title performed by the legendary pot smoking Willie Nelson) was
there number one hit "with a bullet".

            Another source indicated that Dr. Zumrick was definately not the
huge legend of Canned Heat  but that he was none other than the lead singer and
harp player for Blues Traveler ( for you older guys that think (or know) all new
rock music SUCKS) This is a wanna be blues oriented new wavish punk rockin
fusion trash band that makes a little softer noise than the other new shit
bands.They also have a huge elephant sized whale of a fat slob lead singer. With
further discussions it was decided that indeed Dr. Zumrick was not.

             The next reliable source indicated that Mama Cass really wasn't
dead and that she, after having her sex change operation (I think it was
referred to as an "Addadicktoomee") moved to the Northeast and assumed a new
identity. Rumor has it that the big enormously grotesque blubbery blob of a
human renamed herself or is it himself( I get confused with these perverse sort
of things) you guessed it....... Dr. John Zumrick.

             It was later determined by yet another reliable source( and this
aparently is the most credible source to date) that the lead singer for the band
Meat Loaf is not the original singer and that in the seventies when they had the
singer that needed an industrial strength liposuction treatment to get the first
two feet of blubber off of his fat  sorry excuse of a human frame was indeed Dr.
John Zumrick who since gaining some additional weight decided to retire.

              If anyone else has verifiable information to shed more light on
this subject could you please post it so that I can keep this file current.

Thank you for your attention........................Alex

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