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> "Alexander L. Paul" <73771.507@Co*.CO*> writes > > Dennis: > > I guess that I will add you to my list of overly sensitive spineless > tampon chewers... [I think it's sad that] you congratulate Chris Brown > for voicing his ignorant and resentful attempt at witt [sic] on an issue > that holds zero humor.... If either of you two anus lappers .... [it] > is a sad thing that you express it hiding under Chris's skirt .... Wait, this *must* be a troll, right? I mean, people don't really sound like this, unless they've teenagers, or brain-damaged, or trying to win the sushi, right? In keeping with the spirit of the moment, I thought it time for me to post a little ditty that came to me, after one of those marathon sessions at the computer: Safety Dive -- Men Without Strokes We can dive if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends butt-mount and if they butt-mount, well, they're No friends of mine We can dive in Wakulla If we don't then others will We can run our line and look real fine And we can outdo Jeff and Bill We can dive we can dive Everything's under control We can dive we can dive Doin' it goal to goal We can dive we can dive Everyone else is a queer We can dive we can dive Everyone look at our gear We can post when we want to We can send this list its fill And we can act act real cool and totally removed And we can sound act like an imbecile We can trash talk yo' mother And if yo' mother thinks we're crude She just don't see that our perfect history Justifies our attitude We can post we can post No one ever says it like us We can post we can post Everyone else is a wuss We can post we can post Everyone type with your hands We can post we can post Everyone's taking the chance W--K--P--P--I--3 Safety Dive We can dive like no other Any other pods are frauds And only we shall post from coast to coast 'Cause we're prophets for the Caving Gods We can outdive yo' mother And if yo' mother disagree She's a stroke, she's a weenie, she's a clusterfuckin' meanie, And she learned from IANTD We are young we are brave Everything's under control We're well-hung we can cave Doin' it hole to hole We can dive we can dive Separate the keen from the kine We can dive we can dive Everyone swallow our line Well it's safe to dive It's safe to dive It's safe to dive It's safe to dive It's safe to dive. Remember, It's Safe to Post. -- Phil ===== Phil Pfeiffer, Computer Sci. Dept. | Kindness in thought leads to wisdom. East Stroudsburg University, | Kindness in speech leads to eloquence. East Stroudsburg, Pa. 18301-2999 | Kindness in action leads to love. phil@es*.ed* (717) 422-3820 | -- Lao-Tsu
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