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This challenge thing has got to stop. What's next, Nuclear Reactors for
Yanomamo Indians? ("Well, they need them to power their toaster ovens...").
First of all, this list is about tech-diving. As far as I know, I'm the only
one allowed to waste space on here with ridiculous tales from the far side,
and thats because I'm the guy that brings the doughnuts to George's "pet my
pony" party...
Second, if these poor people are getting themselves bent due to their lack of
dive training/knowledge, what the hell do you think they are going to manage
to do to each other with a decompression chamber? I can just see it now:
"Ugh. Nanook no lookum too good. Maybe take him down to two thousand feet.
Then bring him to surface plenty fast. Make evil spirits fly out of Nanook
butt..."
Third, look at it from the lobsters viewpoint. How do we know that the
lobsters aren't contributing in some way to these people getting bent? Maybe
they are randomly hitting the inflator on the Indians bc's. By giving these
people a deco chamber, perhaps we are commiting a crime against nature.
Maybe the lobsters will seek revenge against us all. I for one intend to
stand up the day that the giant lobsters take over the planet and proudly say
"I didn't do it! I didn't give no indians no deco chamber! They did it!
The evil TECH DIVERS - they're your real enemy!!! Eat them first!! Not me!
I was the only one on your side!!!"
You will all perish under the iron claw of the king lobster, while I shall
enjoy a life of luxury as his obedient servant!!! Ha haaaaaa! You
FOOLS!!!!......................................
Uhh... well.... anyway.... I kinda got carried away there for a second....
I'm better now...... really....
That's all I have to say about that...
Kevin
HeyyDude
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