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> > I have some questions also. > > If I hold my breath during an ascent from 200 FSW, will it hurt? > Only if you don't have your fingers stuffed into your ears. > How come I can't feel my fingers or toes after a no stop dive at 180 FSW with > a bottom time of 60 minutes? > It's from the excitement of doing real technical diving the right way. It will leave you numb and tingly all over. > Why can't I use Argon instead of Nitrogen in my trimix for a 300 ft. dive > (won't it keep my lungs warmer?) > It will keep your lungs so warm they'll be hot, in fact they can catch fire! That's why. > Everytime I fill my O2 tank to 6000 psi it explodes and ruins my friend's > Haskell and burns down his house - why? > His house is defective. I suggest you sue the crap out of the builder. > How come my eyes pop out of their sockets every time I dive to 250 fsw with > my drysuit and no inflator? > Because real technical divers have balls of solid brass. The special surgery to fix this is only available in Florida. > Why shouldn't I use Plutonium in my weight belt with the deluxe crotch > straps? > Because Nemisis Nitrox computers are heavier and more durable. > My friend John tells me that humans can breathe water, and is going to teach > me how on our next dive to 400 fsw - how come we use tanks then? > Because we are all strokes and PADI weenies. > I just gotta know... > > Kevin > HeyyDude > > P.S. The last time I posted something like this, I hurt someones feelings. > This is meant as a joke, o.k? Don't throw a hissy-fit on me. > -- Laugh damnit! Everyone on this list takes everything far to seriously. Stephen Galperin
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