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Listen all you pukes! Even though George and the WKPP boys are gone, doesn't mean that there isn't someone who will crawl up your whimpering asses and DIE on this list! I'm here to remind each and every one of you that I shit double 104's every morning, and eat ScubaPro regs for breakfast. Unless you sit in front of the T.V. each and every fuckin' night, eating no less than 3 dozen filled maple bars from Winchells like I do, don't even try to pet my pony, or even spank my monkey. You strokes make me and my pals SICK with your herbal tea, and watercress sandwiches. Running 5 miles a day will get you bent and make you embolize just putting your flippers on while trying to keep up with me and my team at the rib eating contest table... To put it simply - If you use tanks underwater to breathe, you are a stroke. If you have to use a regulator instead of an Ace Hardware 3/4" garden hose to breathe, you are a stroke. If you use a mask instead of a hollowed out wine cask with plexiglas windows glued on, you are a stroke. None of you can carry my sushi, which I don't eat unless it is barbecued, and covered with A-1. Just don't get too comfortable on this list, or me and my friends will come into your town and Rape the men, Kill the women, and well, um, hell... Well, we'll do something like that anyway... Kevin HeyyDude
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