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Dudes, (and dude-ettes), If god had wanted you to eat vegetables, he wouldn't have made animals so stupid. I mean, have any of you been to Galapagos? Hell, we just walked up to those giant tortoises, and smashed 'em over the head with a rock... After the 2 or 3 hundreth one, we got kinda bored with it, so we started kicking marine iguana's into the volcano vent... they really do plump when you cook 'em... I personally love being a carnivore. My idea of vegetables is the french fries that go with my big mac, or the tooth pick I accidentally swallow when I'm cleanin' my teeth... (trees are vegetables, aren't they?). Hell, last year, when I was in the sequoia's hunting California Condor's - we were eating spotted owls by the hundreds. Damn fine meal for the dogs too, I might add... This March, I'm going up to check out some Grey Whales - does anyone have an idea of what sized powerhead I should use on those suckers? My buddies an' me have a hankerin' for some whale jerky... As for my digestive system, a subject you boys seem to relish talkin' 'bout on this here tek-ni-kal diving board, it works jus' fine, as long as I keep a little Jack Daniels runnin' through the pipe. Hell, it ain't too long, it ain't too short, its jes about right, considerin' I damn near hafta take a dump 'bout once a week... Well, I'd love to chat more with you boys, but ma's got some bald eagle chowder cookin' on the stove. I gotta go get my share o' meat... Meanwhile, all y'all can apologise to a brocoli before you dip it in your herbal dressing, shee-utt... Excuse me, I gotta go jump-start my pacemaker... Lucille! Where the hell's my god damned nitro glycerin pills??!! Kevin. HeyyDude
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