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>>Understandable mistake Jim...but times have changed and anyway, the sheep
>>thing is a Kiwi habit!!!
>
>Steve-
>
>I hope you ozzies were not insulted that I tried to insult you with a
>kiwi insult.
>
>What is the proper way to insult a ozzie, then? Does it have something to
>do with kangaroos?
>
>   "redneck" Jim


Jim...the best way to insult an Aussie is:

1/ Ask 'em why their cricket team has such a hard time with the West Indies.

2/ Suggest they stand to attention when some idiot at the ABC (australian
broadcasting company) plays "God Save the Queen."

3/ If they tell you they're from Sydney, ask if it's as exciting a place to
visit as Melborne.

4/ Ask 'em what part of England they're from!

The Kangaroo is not an issue because the bastards can run a whole lot
faster than any sheep.

Take care mate...by the way, I live in Canada now so that's insult
enough...snow at christmas...jees we should be surfing at christmas!

Later!

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