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From: <HeyyDude@ao*.co*>
Date: Wed, 27 Dec 1995 19:04:11 -0500
To: techdiver@terra.net
Subject: Magnificent Strokes and the Bulldozers that Love them...
George,

It's real simple - take that old chevy thats been 'a sittin' on your front
lawn 'nigh on the last 5 year, an' get yerself a welding kit from Elmo down
at the corner store.  Now, take that old AMF/Voit scuba tank y'all got and
cut it in half with a butter knife from ma's kitchen.  Weld that sucker on
the front bumper of the 'ol chevy, and bulldoze away!

Jes' for fun, pipe the exhaust of the chevy into that ol' Haskell you got at
the county fair, and fill a few bottles.  You can take 'em to market at TEK
an' sell 'em as a "special mix" we'll call "Monox"  There's bound t'be some
sportin' boys ready to go deep air on this special stuff.  Hell, it might
even pay for a new pair of shoes for grannie or daisy-mae...

After yer through, maybe I could borry it m'self so I can go out yonder and
dig me a cement pond...

'later on...

Kevin.
HeyyDude

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