George, It's real simple - take that old chevy thats been 'a sittin' on your front lawn 'nigh on the last 5 year, an' get yerself a welding kit from Elmo down at the corner store. Now, take that old AMF/Voit scuba tank y'all got and cut it in half with a butter knife from ma's kitchen. Weld that sucker on the front bumper of the 'ol chevy, and bulldoze away! Jes' for fun, pipe the exhaust of the chevy into that ol' Haskell you got at the county fair, and fill a few bottles. You can take 'em to market at TEK an' sell 'em as a "special mix" we'll call "Monox" There's bound t'be some sportin' boys ready to go deep air on this special stuff. Hell, it might even pay for a new pair of shoes for grannie or daisy-mae... After yer through, maybe I could borry it m'self so I can go out yonder and dig me a cement pond... 'later on... Kevin. HeyyDude
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