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-----Original Message-----
From: GEORGE IRVINE, MORGAN STANLEY
[mailto:GIRVINE@bl*.ne*]
Sent: Tuesday, October 31, 2000 10:57 AM
To: TREY@NE*.CO*
Subject: Fwd: FW: Cowboy

----- Original Message -----
From: Pete Wallace  <PWallace>
At: 10/31 10:52

G,
A classic...


> A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
>
>
> Cowboy: "Hey.........cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
>
> Indian: "Dog no talk."
>
>
> Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
>
>
> Dog: "Doin' all right."
>
>
> Indian: (Look of shock!)
>
> Cowboy: "Is
>this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
>
>
> Dog: "Yep."
>
> Cowboy: "How does he
>treat you?"
>
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice
>a day, feeds me great food and takes
>me to the lake once a week to play."
>
> Indian:
>(Look of total disbelief)
>
> Cowboy: "Mind if I
>talk to your horse?"
>
> Indian: "Horse no
>talk."
>
> Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it
>going?"
>
> Horse: "Cool."
>
>
> Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
>
>
> Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the
>Indian)
>
> Horse: Yep."
>
>
> Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
>
> Horse:
>"Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
>
>often,
> and
> keeps me in a lean-to to
>protect me from the elements."
>
> Indian: (Look
>of total amazement)
>
> Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to
>your sheep?"
>
> Indian: "Sheep lie."

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