bill, you were probably counting helium orbitals and accidentally went into that tourist shithole known as pat's steaks. i grew up near philly, and i guarantee nobody in orlando makes cheese steaks like the good places up there. you just went to the wrong place. scott >From: "Bill Lais" <blais@cf*.rr*.co*> >Reply-To: "Bill Lais" <blais@cf*.rr*.co*> >To: <ajmarve@ba*.ne*> >CC: <cavers@cavers.com> >Subject: was: Re: Bent Jill >Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2000 19:56:24 -0500 > >All I know is that we have better Philly cheese steaks here in Orlando than >in Philly. Had several in both places (not in a long time, of course). > >Philthly's not what it's cracked up to be. > >- Bill > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Al Marvelli" <ajmarve@ba*.ne*> >To: "Nanci LeVake" <nlevake@ho*.co*> >Cc: <fossildiver@mi*.co*>; <Art.Paltz@R2*.CO*>; <cavers@cavers.com> >Sent: Thursday, March 30, 2000 4:32 PM >Subject: Re: Bent Jill > > > > Nanci, > > > > I regret to inform you that there are no actual pizza places in >Gainsville > > desptie what you have been lead to believe. Pizza cannot generally be >made > > south of Newark, or west of Scranton. The redneck factor tends to >mutiliate the > > process, and you get these sandwich shops< grinders> that could not bake >their > > way out of the Bastille. > > > > Your first clue as to whether there is any hope in these areas is the >presence > > or absence of a large stone oven, with a narrow wide mouth. Pizza cannot >be > > made on a conveyor belt or a rotiserrie, do not even attempt to tell me > > otherwise. The oven needs to be on all the time to acheive proper >temperature. > > If they turn the knobs after you order, run like the wind. > > > > West of the Mississippi or south of the Ohio, the water lacks the >specific > > mineral content to allow the crust to form properly. Pizza crust should >be >firm > > enough to snap on the bottom and soft enough to be chewy just under the >sauce. > > Sicillian pies < square for all you goobers> should have a large layer >of >chewy > > , followed by a thin hard bottom that is not burnt. There is a large >business > > in overnight shipment of correct pizza dough to places like Los Angeles >and Las > > Vegas, but I doubt you will find it in Gainsville. > > > > You have most likely never had an actual bagel either. Bagels should be >hard on > > the outside and chewy on the inside, and should not have a uniform roll >like > > consistency. > > > > Grits , Thank God, cannot be found north of Maryland, except on US >Military > > bases where they are standard fare for those conditioned to no longer >care > > about flavor. > > > > So now you have three reasons to Visit Brooklyn: pizza, bagels and >shipwrecks. > > > > Regards, > > > > Al Marvelli > > > > PS did you guys ever sort out that gap/tee deal??? what was that all >about > > anyways? <--- cave related content. > > > > > > > > Nanci LeVake wrote: > > > > > Al, > > > > > > I don't know if I ever had "real" pizza in MN. But I found a _really_ >good > > > Italian restaurant in G'ville that makes the best pizza I've ever had. > > > > > > No, I have no idea what a grit is. I kind of like them at Waffle >House, > > > though, with apple butter in them.......Do they have something to do >with > > > corn? Can you believe the _Wendy's_ down here has grits??? > > > > > > nANCI > > > > > > >From: fossildiver@mi*.co* > > > >To: Nanci LeVake <nlevake@ho*.co*> > > > >CC: Art.Paltz@R2*.CO*, cavers@cavers.com > > > >Subject: Re: RE: Bent Jill > > > >Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2000 10:07:27 -0500 > > > > > > > >Nanci LeVake <nlevake@ho*.co*> wrote: > > > > > Ok, What does eating pizza have to do with being from Up >orth?? ]We > > > >may > > > >not be grit eaters or crawfish eaters or okra eaters, (what_is_ that, > > > >anyway??) but isn't pizza universal? > > > > > > > >Nanci > > > > > > > >Nanci, > > > >Have you had *any* real pizza in the south? Only people from Up North >even > > > >know what real pizza is. And can someone tell me *exactly* what a >grit >is? > > > >al > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
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