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From: <AquaLad@ix*.ne*.co*>
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2000 20:40:51 -0500
To: trey@ne*.co*
Cc: techdiver@aq*.co*
Subject: Re: TOP 10 REALLY STUPID THINGS IN TEC DIVING

trey@ne*.co* wrote:
> HOW MANY OF THESE ARE TAUGHT BY AGENCIES, AND HOW MANY ARE
JUST MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO?

1) DEEP AIR, DEEP NITROX + "TRAVEL MIX"		
 What in the hell is TRAVEL MIX???

2) IMPROPER BOTTLE MARKINGS
 I totally agree

3) STEEL TANKS WITH A WETSUIT
 So tell me What is wrong with a wetsuit and why should I only use
 aluminum if I wear one?

4) BUNGEEED WINGS
 Here you've been listening to George too much!!!

5) DOUBLE WINGS
 Let me guess...You try to use your Drysuit as a BC don't you? Just like a dumb
fucking idiot!


6) 80/20
 It is better than 60/40 if you need to off gas doesn't it?

7) DIVE COMPUTERS
 Are these really a bad thing or is it just the dumbshit that uses them without
ever planing their dive? 

8) STUFFED LONG HOSE
Again...Listening to George way too much. Are you that afraid to think for
yourself? Or do you think it is really just too cool to try and shove you
smelly ass opinion down everyone elses throat? Try to discuss instead of
force...you may even make a friend and find a student!

9) TECH BC'S, QUICK RELEASES, BUTT MOUNTING A LIGHT ,ETC. ( BEING A
STROKE)
Sorry! I guess we cant all be DIR from birth...Besides, what do you do when you
swim? (not talking from a diving standpoint)

10) SOLO DIVING, "DEPTH" , OTHER MACHISMO SHIT
By the way...Who is your best dive buddy?

11) ( EXTRA CREDIT ) TAI CHI BREATHING
Tai Chi is an excellent exercise, but what can we expect to hear from a closed
minded, neolithic, cro-magnon, geriatric, ignorant, ill-tempered, master of the
underwater realm such as yourself. I guess we just can't argue with you wisdom
or logic.


Happy Diving!
I know I will be!

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