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Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 08:36:18 -0500 (EST)
From: samuel frushour <frushour@in*.ed*>
To: Diana Daunt <dauntd@er*.co*>
cc: Cavediver Maillist <cavers@cavers.com>
Subject: FW: Message from Internet (fwd)
Some of these are not new but still worth reading...
>
>---------------------------------
>They have finally been released!  For those not familiar with the Darwin
>Award-It's an annual honor given to the person who provided the universal
>human gene pool the biggest service by getting killed in the most
>extraordinarily stupid way.  As always, competition this year has been
>keen.
>
>
>DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATES
>
>1.  In September in Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned
>in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide
>sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
>
>2.  In October, a 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally
>zoned out when he ran," according to his wife, accidentally jogged off a
>200-foot-high cliff on his daily run.
>
>3.  Buxton, NC:  A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had
>dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it.  Beachgoers said Daniel
>Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been
>sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it
>collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand.  People on the beach, on
>the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way
>to Jones, a
>resident of Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him.  It took rescue
>workers
>using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people
>looked on.  Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.
>
>4.  In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he
>fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing.
>Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth
>(to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the
>floor.
>
>5.  According to police in Dahlonega, GA, ROTC cadet Nick Berrena, 20,
>was stabbed to death in January by fellow cadet Jeffrey Hoffman, 23, who
>was trying to prove that a knife could not penetrate the flak vest that
>Berrena was wearing.
>
>6.  In February, according to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta,
>27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie
>in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmobiles.
>
>BUT THE WINNER IS...
>
>PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
>constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
>bushel of berries, figs, and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
>finally let fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
>Investigators say that the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give
>the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded
>on him like a dump truck full of mud.  "The sheer force of the
>elephant's
>unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he
>struck his head
>on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his
>bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik
>Dern.
>"With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an
>hour before a watchman came along, and during that time, the keeper
>suffocated.  It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that
>happen."
>
>
>
>Cheers
>

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