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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BE6813.5A6CCE20 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable After having their 11th child, a couple from Arkansas named Rob and Sarah decided that was enough, (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, Rob went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Rob said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Arkansas. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, Rob went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. ------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BE6813.5A6CCE20 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV>After having their 11th child, a couple from Arkansas named Rob=20 and<BR>Sarah decided that was enough, (they could not afford a=20 larger<BR>doublewide). So, Rob went to his doctor (who also = treated mules)=20 and<BR>told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any=20 more<BR>children.<BR><BR>The doctor told him that there was a procedure = called a=20 vasectomy that<BR>could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go = home,=20 get a<BR>cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can = up to=20 his<BR>ear and count to 10.<BR><BR>Rob said to the doctor, "I may = not be=20 the smartest man, but I don't see<BR>how putting a cherry bomb in a beer = can=20 next to my ear is going to help<BR>me."<BR><BR>So, the couple drove = to=20 Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia<BR>physician was just about = to tell=20 them about the procedure for a<BR>vasectomy when he noticed that they = were from=20 Arkansas. This doctor<BR>instead told the man to go home and get a = cherry bomb,=20 light it, place<BR>it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to=20 10.<BR><BR>Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, Rob = went=20 home,<BR>lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up = to=20 his<BR>ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at = which=20 point he<BR>paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed = counting on=20 his<BR>other hand.<BR></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BE6813.5A6CCE20--
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