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Ironic, ain't it. Barry At 10:55 AM 2/15/99 -0600, Brett Dodson/Linda Maddox wrote: >Howdy Brett, > >Just a little ditty I wrote at 3 am to pass the time on >the road to Florida. If you forward this to anyone, >please delete my name. > > >Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" > >Well listen to my story > 'bout a man named Bill, >a stroke cave diver, >gonna get somebody killed. >But then 1 day diving high PO2, >into his head popped Wakulla Springs 2! > >Project that is, >US....DCT > >Well the next thing you know, >that spring it was real clear, >But ol' Billy couldn't dive, >cause he didn't have gear. >So he turned to the state 'n' said "Hey, extend my >permit pleaseeeee.... >My boys gotta learn how to dive these RBs!" > >Cis Lunar, >Mark 5 > >When the day finally came >and they're gonna start to dive, >the locals said, "No way Bill, > we wanna stay alive!" > >So ol' Bill was left with just > the Brits and the Aussies.... >...but the later soon left > 'cause of bubbles in the knees! > >DCS >MRIs > >Well the next thing you know, >the "NG" comes to dive. >They took a lotta pictures, >when someone nearly died. > >He was bobbing on the surface >'bout as blue as he could beeeeee... >so they had to fly his ass Tallahassee > >Oxygen Tox >Poodle jackets > >Well it's been four months, >and they've really done nothin'... >'cept follow lotsa line >left by JJ and Irvine. > >And now it's time to leave >'cause the place is an aviaryyy... >Don't bother planning for >Wakulla Springs 3! > >Million buck >cluster f@#K! > >Hehehe > > > >
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