Howdy Brett,

Just a little ditty I wrote at 3 am to pass the time on
the road to Florida. If you forward this to anyone,
please delete my name.


Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Well listen to my story
 'bout a man named Bill,
a stroke cave diver,
gonna get somebody killed.
But then 1 day  diving high PO2,
into his head popped Wakulla Springs 2!

Project that is,
US....DCT

Well the next thing you know,
that spring it was real clear,
But ol' Billy couldn't dive,
cause he didn't have gear.
So he turned to the state 'n' said "Hey, extend my
permit pleaseeeee....
My boys gotta learn how to dive these RBs!"

Cis Lunar,
Mark 5

When the day finally came
and they're gonna start to dive,
the locals said, "No way Bill,
 we wanna stay alive!"

So ol' Bill was left with just
 the Brits and the Aussies....
....but the later soon left
 'cause of bubbles in the knees!

DCS
MRIs

Well the next thing you know,
the "NG" comes to dive.
They took a lotta pictures,
when someone nearly died.

He was bobbing on the surface
'bout as blue as he could beeeeee...
so they had to fly his ass Tallahassee

Oxygen Tox
Poodle jackets

Well it's been four months,
and they've really done nothin'...
'cept follow lotsa line
left by JJ and Irvine.

And now it's time to leave
'cause the place is an aviaryyy...
Don't bother planning for
Wakulla Springs 3!

Million buck
cluster f@#K!

Hehehe

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