At 01:21 PM 1/16/99 -0800, Kevin Connell wrote: >Since all you breeders insist on posting your childbirths on these lists, >and my wife and I are childless by choice, I'd like to take a moment to let >you all know that we succeeded in finishing the paperwork on our first >house this morning, at 11:05am PST. > >The new baby is: >Age: Brand new construction, only 2 weeks old. > >Weight: Somewhere around 200 tons, but I'm guessing here. > >Height: Pretty tall, I don't like being on the roof > >He is grey in color, with dark green trim. > >Cost: More than the initial cost of a child, but considerably less >recurring costs, and overbudget by one fully equipped halcyon rebreather. > >And, most importantly, a huge garage with a drain so I can rinse my gear >indoors in the winter. > >Oh, yeah, and building a house is a lot more work than conceiving. > > >-------------------------------------------------- >Kevin Connell <kevin@nw*.co*> > >Northwest Labor Systems >http://www.nwls.com >Lake Stevens, WA > >"I suppose you want a user interface with that..." >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------->Congratulations, never take out a home equity loan, and if you do dont let yuor wife be on it! ..Wayne
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