mike bruic wrote: > > On a recent dive, our usdct hero, and "lead diver", Jason once again > tried to impress us all, and show us just how stupid and brain dead he > really is. While Stones favorite "lab rat" (Jason) was scootering > around the basin showing everybody what a accomplished lead diver "he > would like to be", he suddenly started to develop a headache of > astronomical proportions, breathing got harder, and he got dizzier > than he already is. Why, it got to the point were even this lab rat > couldn't even handle it anymore, and he had to surface. > > Heres a hint for you Jason, remember the little coconut thing you've > been trying to bust open on the metal stairs???? It's really called a > CO 2 scrubber!!! Try putting "IT" in your rebreather next time (thats > the big yellow thing you put on your back). Until then, take two > aspirin for that CO 2 headache, and write your will. > > Stone, you can try to pass this one (1) incident off as diver error, > but this man has shown you repetitively that he is out of his league. > "You've" been exposed to this fact numerous times, by me and many > other divers on your team. It has gotten to the point, were you can no > longer use the "diver error" bail out system in court. Stone, when > this clown kills himself, or somebody else at wak-me-two (your little > science project) you will be held liable yourself, for the red flag > has been waved in your face all to many times. > > Tune in tomorrow for chapter #5 ("Help" I'm drowning, and I can't get > up). > > Mike Bruic
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