To celebrate the return of TwoPinks (Noreen) to the lists, I dredged up 
this oldie but goodie from the archives featuring Pinky in all her 
glorious sensuality:

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Dear Diary- 

Boy this fatherhood stuff sure is lame. This is month 2 of no nookie, I  
am just about loosing my mind. Ah, well, time to see whats cookin on  
techdiver. Hmmm, some scuba-babes are posting. One seems to be pretty  
horney. I wonder what would happen if I were to go on a diving trip  
with.......... (Fantasy Mode On) 

The weather was beautiful and I started to don my gear as the first mate  
set the hook. Say, who is that a well-endowed babe in the pink wetsuit?  
She fills that baby out like a pair of wet levis. Woh! She just bent over 
 to put on her weight belt, was that deep cleavage I saw? Oh, man my suit 
 is suddenly getting kinda tight, I better reach down and adjust  
things....Ah, there, thats better!. Better get my mind on my gear here.  
Say, that sweet thang with the french name is pretty hot, too. Good lord, 
 butt floss! No, no don't put on that suit yet! Damn! 

The divemaster just asked who needed a buddy. I started to ignore him,  
but that pink babe raiser her hand! My hand shot up like an atlas missle  
and the divemaster matched us up. What's your name, toots? I slyly asked. 
 "Why, they call me two pinks, but you can call me pinks," she said with 
a  wolfish grin. I was glad I had adjusted myself earlier. To my surprise 
 the divemaster set me up with another diver babe, the butt floss babe! 
My  wetsuit was getting tighter and much hotter. "I'm Jim, and you 
are....?"  "Marguerite," she breathed back. "My, that sure is a long 
hose" she said  with a lusty lilt. "Yes indeed it is, this way it is 
easier for my  buddies to suck on" I unabashedly stated. "Thanks George" 
I thought as I  showed her how the long hose was so easily accessed.  

We jumped in the water with a splash, but Marguerite had a slight problem 
 on entry, the bottom of her wetsuit had split wide open, releasing those 
 sensuous buns from neoprene bondage. Pinks saw me gazing at that lovely  
bottom and pulled my arm so I could see that she had had an entry problem 
 too! The force of landing in the water had caused the zipper of the top  
of her wetsuit to go all the way down, causing her enormous globes to pop 
 out like a set of fully inflated superwings! My God, my crotch was on  
fire! We continued down the anchor line to the wreck of the Filthy Whore, 
 a old freighter which was used to ship condoms to the troops at the 
front  line in WWII. The fun part about this wreck is that it went down 
with a  full load, so what better place to dive with 2 hot, barely 
dressed scuba  babes? 

When we reached the bottoms, uh I mean bottoms, the vis was lousy, so,  
using established cave diving techniques, I had to find my dive buddies  
by feel, I was not sure it was them so I made darn, extra sure. Pinks  
took and extra long time to verify. Amazingly the vis suddenly cleared  
up, it turned out my mask had fogged! Suddenly there was a dive  
emergency! Pinks was out of air! She ripped out my long hose and, with a  
greatful look, sucked away. I moved behind her and held her using the  
upper-chest safety position  Oh,no, now Marguerite ran out too! All I  
have left is the short hose! Thank goodness my suit has a relief zipper,  
Marguerite was out of danger! 

So there I was, two half-naked scuba babes, sucking on every hose I had!  
As I slowly caressed Pinks soft.... (PoP! Damn, juniors hollering again.  
Boy I sure hope I don't accidentally post this to techdiver, man, would  
that be embarrassing)....
--

Sender: Bill Mee  Date: 12/16/98 9:06 AM

>Hey TwoPinks,
>
>You've taken a long enough break.  Get back to the phone banks. There are a
>lot of customers on hold.
>
>Bill
>-----Original Message-----
>From: NHanke@ao*.co* <NHanke@ao*.co*>
>To: deepreef@bi*.or* <deepreef@bi*.or*>; wwm@sa*.ne*
><wwm@sa*.ne*>
>Cc: armantrout@wo*.at*.ne* <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*>;
>kirvine@sa*.ne* <kirvine@sa*.ne*>; bruce@tr*.co*
><bruce@tr*.co*>; techdiver@aq*.co* <techdiver@aq*.co*>;
>rebreather@nw*.co* <rebreather@nw*.co*>;
>HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co* <HoustonCaveDivers@ca*.co*>;
>freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed* <freeattic@co*.ci*.uf*.ed*>;
>cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com>
>Date: Wednesday, December 16, 1998 1:06 AM
>Subject: Re: Richie: Yes or No?
>
>
>>THIS POST SAYS IT ALL!   Honesty, integrity and a desire to help you out
>with
>>your issue... without flagellating you.   When you "boys" learn how to be
>this
>>away.... you can piss with Pyle!  Sure is sad it takes SO MANY DIMWITS to
>try
>>to bring down one good man in all these posts.
>>
>>Disgusted,
>>Noreen
>>
>>In a message dated 12/16/98 12:14:12 AM, deepreef@bi*.or* writes:
>>
>>>Good questions.  I can HONESTLY say that I don't know the answers to any
>>>of them, except I'm almost certain the answer to #1 is "Closed Circuit".
>>>I'm also pretty sure the answer to #5 is "Yes", but I'm not certain.
>>>I've forwarded them on to someone who might be able to provide more
>>>definitive and detailed answers.  Meanwhile, I have to catch a plane in
>>>a
>>>few hours, and my rebreather isn't even packed yet, and Lisa and I are
>>>going to take Cara to see "A Bug's Life" before she drops me off at the
>>>airport, so I'll have to suspend my participation in the festivities until
>>>Sunday, when I get back.
>>>
>>>Take care,
>>>
>>>Aloha,
>>>Rich
>>>
>>
>
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