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To: techdiver@aquanaut.com A classic from Randy Milak: icediver wrote: > > Hmmm...we both ride bikes, a race sounds good to me. We can see here that the subject is largely attracted to like adaptations and most likely possesses a compatible DNA sequence for reproduction. > > Haven't bike-raced for a few years, but still ride with cat 2's every > > week. The Felis Catus (common house cat) was long domesticated as a pet. However, during the mating ritual of the Wisconsin sheep herder, it can be seen that riding (i.e. mounting) kitty cats every week suggests a considerable radiation from a common ancestral fetus for these diverse species, possible as a nocturnal foreplay effort before actual Ovis mounting rituals can occur? > > Last 35-mile ride, averaged 20.7 mph, moderately hilly. I'm not quite > > as fast as I used to be, although I did finish second in my age class It is well known that age as well as environmental factors such as temperature and food availability directly affect the ability of a species to reproduce. In this case, the subject lacks amongst other things, hair follicle, testicles and more importantly, a personality. Extinction of the species is a definite possibility that can not be over looked at this point. > > a few years ago in the Chequamegon Mountain Bike Race (2500 entries). Reproductive behavior sometimes includes complex mating rituals. In this case we observe the subject stake out his mating territory... > > Maybe George would like to indulge me in a cross-country ski race next > > winter. Next, we can see the courtship ritual progress to one of a voluntary sexual invitation, although it's unclear as to whether it is an instinctive need to procreate or just some perverse fantasy? We can observe however the north/south migration habits thereby determining the ovis chasers mating range. > > I was a top three age-class finisher in the Birkie once (8000 > > entries), but then that was a few years ago too. Next we observe reproductive isolating mechanisms such as claims to greatness as some hybrid zygote in order to compensate for numerous other obvious short comings. Evidently a distinctive pattern towards attracting a mate where hormonal fluctuations indicate a statistically significant correlation between 'ovis chaser' and 'loser' exists. > > Yeah, I like the idea of a fitness test, and I can guarantee you who > > will have more body fat. Great idea. From the latter we can deduce what is known as the Kaneshiro hypothesis. Basically it proposes that sexual selection, not the classic "survival of the fittest", is the most important influence in the early stages of species creation. In our subjects case, living in Butt-fuck Wisconsin, it is reasonable to assume that his choice of mounting sheep is one of selection, but does try to "peacock stance" other attractions (e.g.. feline) out of choice, and not necessarily out of isolation or convenience. Unfortunately we can not be sure that he's even tall enough to hit the urinal at this point let alone continue on in this style of mating ritual? The hypothesis currently remains open. Respectfully submitted. Randy F. Milak, Committee for the protection of innocent ruminant mammals everywhere! -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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